Thunderade is a revolutionary new sports drink. Delicious, satisfying, and did I mention delicious? Some would go so far as to say it’s addictive…

But it’s more than just that. Thunderade is about to change the world in ways not even its creator can anticipate.

Contains the following kinds of weight gain:

• Extreme and impossible gain,
• Men and women gaining weight,
• Oblivious gaining,
• Thousands of people getting in on the fun.

Length: +15,000 words